With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more glue-sniffing teenagers have been burning policemen at the stake?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into glue-sniffing teenagers - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Burning policemen at the stake must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by glue-sniffing teenagers.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about glue-sniffing teenagers, James May said "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".