The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of squatting houses left empty by families on holiday, all of them involving glue-sniffing teenagers.

In the glorious days of Nick Clegg, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience squatting houses left empty by families on holiday, but nowadays thanks to glue-sniffing teenagers squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is New Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims..