The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by, all of them involving unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace.

In the glorious days of Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by, but nowadays thanks to unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Our prisons are like holiday camps..