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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was some bloke in the pub who today said Multiculturalism has failed utterly.


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