In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that hunt sabateours have been plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of hunt sabateours without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against hunt sabateours and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously speaking in support of our campaign said "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".

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