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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are looting and pillaging supermarkets every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace looting and pillaging supermarkets was Anne Widdecombe who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.


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