The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..