The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of assisting asylum seekers, all of them involving criminal gangs from Eastern Europe.

In the glorious days of Vince Cable, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience assisting asylum seekers, but nowadays thanks to criminal gangs from Eastern Europe assisting asylum seekers is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Surely something can be done?.