The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Jeremy Clarkson who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.