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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy engaging in steamy sex romps was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said kill the poor.


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