The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hunt sabateours are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hunt sabateours plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was Bernard Jenkin who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..