The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun was Michael Howerd who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.