The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that women are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack women threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Margaret Thatcher who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..