The Mail has learned that hoody-wearing layabouts are responsible for plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life.

Has the world gone mad? Hoody-wearing layabouts are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to David Cameron, who said "the day of the yob is upon us"