The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that bleeding heart liberals are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack bleeding heart liberals terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said Waterboarding is not torture.