The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Lala from the teletubbies who today said the day of the yob is upon us.