The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that louts are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack louts injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said Waterboarding is not torture.