Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Lesbians have been terrorising innocent investment bankers outside nursery schools.

Terror expert The Pope has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Terrorising innocent investment bankers: The True Face Of Evil", The Pope says, "kill the poor".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for lesbians. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.