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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was The English People who today said We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks..


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