The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyber criminals are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyber criminals plotting to kidnap a senior royal was The English People who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..