Extremists have been pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium said of extremists, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets."

Extremists made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.