Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now plotting to kidnap a senior royal. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Angela Merkel revealed that enviro-Mental-ists have been plotting to kidnap a senior royal with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for enviro-Mental-ists.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Angela Merkel went on to say.


Angela Merkel concluded, "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".