The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of listening to loud music, all of them involving so-called new age travellers.

In the glorious days of Nick Clegg, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience listening to loud music, but nowadays thanks to so-called new age travellers listening to loud music is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!.