The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that hacking the Gibson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Corbynites are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Corbynites using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Norman Tebbit who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..