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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that burning policemen at the stake is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyberterrorists are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyberterrorists defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was Richard Littlejohn who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..


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