The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of ripping off hard working families, all of them involving ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy.

In the glorious days of Jonathan Aitkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience ripping off hard working families, but nowadays thanks to ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy ripping off hard working families is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.