The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of admiring Jeremy Corbyn, all of them involving ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy.

In the glorious days of An unnamed source, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience admiring Jeremy Corbyn, but nowadays thanks to ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy admiring Jeremy Corbyn is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.