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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing cancer is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Nick Clegg who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.


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