The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was Theresa May who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..