The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of setting fire to libraries, all of them involving hoodies.

In the glorious days of Ian Dunkin-Donuts, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience setting fire to libraries, but nowadays thanks to hoodies setting fire to libraries is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks..