Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow young single mothers such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but young single mothers have this week been revealed as praising Osama Bin Laden.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps young single mothers would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Nick Clegg who this week said, "read my lips; no new taxes".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that praising Osama Bin Laden is acceptable behaviour.