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Anarchists calling themselves the Wombles have been injecting crack into primary school children the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Paul Dacre said of anarchists calling themselves the Wombles, "we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense."

Anarchists calling themselves the Wombles made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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