The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are binge drinking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs binge drinking was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..