I’m not racist but surely allowing anarchists calling themselves the Wombles to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Reading the works of Karl Marx is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles aren’t reading the works of Karl Marx in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. The Queen agrees with me, saying today, "As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.