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Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Gangs of children, some still in their prams have been listening to loud music outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Bernard Manning has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Listening to loud music: The True Face Of Evil", Bernard Manning says, "Ban this sick filth".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for gangs of children, some still in their prams. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.


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