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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, all of them involving Islamist youths.

In the glorious days of Angela Merkel, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, but nowadays thanks to Islamist youths selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.


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