Lala from the teletubbies has today said "Waterboarding is not torture".

Speaking at Alton Towers Lala from the teletubbies’s comments come in a week that has seen Al Qu’aeda bosses involved in welcoming foreigners on an ever more frequent basis.

Lala from the teletubbies’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to Al Qu’aeda bosses it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Al Qu’aeda bosses and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.