The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy engaging in steamy sex romps was Margaret Thatcher who today said surely something can be done?.