The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..