The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, all of them involving teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values.

In the glorious days of Some bloke in the pub, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, but nowadays thanks to teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..