Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. The poor have been smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Richard Littlejohn has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament: The True Face Of Evil", Richard Littlejohn says, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for the poor. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.