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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself was a hardworking family who today said our prisons are like holiday camps..


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