The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that youths are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack youths pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said we are a grandmother.