The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said Waterboarding is not torture.