Guardian-reading do-gooders have been plotting to kidnap a senior royal the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Anne Widdecombe said of Guardian-reading do-gooders, "But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there."

Guardian-reading do-gooders made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.