The Mail has learned that glue-sniffing teenagers are responsible for being foreign and suspicious looking.

Has the world gone mad? Glue-sniffing teenagers are being foreign and suspicious looking with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to John Major, who said "We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks."