The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was Richard Littlejohn who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..