The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, all of them involving so-called refugees.

In the glorious days of David Cameron, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, but nowadays thanks to so-called refugees holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..