Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Chavs have been reading the works of Karl Marx outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Norman Tebbit has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Reading the works of Karl Marx: The True Face Of Evil", Norman Tebbit says, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for chavs. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.