Insane Brussels bureaucrats have been drilling for oil in one family's back garden the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

A hardworking family said of insane Brussels bureaucrats, "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

Insane Brussels bureaucrats made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.